Happiness is a fleeting thing. It's an idea that comes and
goes. But as the baseball season returns, every fan has the basis for
happiness: Hope. Everyone has at least that little spark inside of them that
thinks, "Maybe, just maybe, everything will go right and
we'll win the World Series."
You usually hear about the most miserable franchises, but
who wants to wallow around in the mud like pigs? So, we're going to take a bit
of a different tactic. Who is the most contented? Which fanbase has the most to
be happy about and is entering the 2019 as hopeful and free from stress as
possible?
We'll go from the least contented to the most.
30. BALTIMORE
ORIOLES
They'll have the top pick at the Draft this summer. And hey,
that's nice! But the team is almost guaranteed to lose over 100 games, and
Chris Davis -- fresh off one of the worst seasons in Major League history (his
.539 OPS was the same as Jesus Aguilar's slugging percentage) -- is slotted in
a starting spot.
But was it not Kierkegaard that argued "watching a bad
baseball team frees you from wins and losses and allows you to judge the game
solely on the merits of entertainment?" (Note: It was not Kierkegaard.)
29. SEATTLE
MARINERS
The team hasn't gone to the postseason since 2001, when it
set the American League record for wins in a season ... and then lost in the
ALCS. Now, general manager Jerry Dipoto started a new rebuild, admitting that
the roster wasn't going to cut it.
At least they'll have Ichiro when the season starts in
Japan. More Ichiro is always good.
28. MIAMI MARLINS
After sending away Giancarlo Stanton, Christian Yelich and
Marcell Ozuna last winter, the Marlins finished clearing house by dealing J.T.
Realmuto and removing the Home Run Sculpture. On the plus side, the farm system
has two, count 'em, two Victor Mesas in Victor Victor Mesa and
Victor Mesa Jr.
27. PITTSBURGH
PIRATES
From 2013-15, the Pirates were one of the best teams in the
league, topping out with 98 wins in 2015. Unfortunately, that was only good
enough for one Division Series loss and two Wild Card Game exits. While the
rotation is solid, fans might be upset about another winter going by without
adding much talent.
26. TEXAS RANGERS
The Rangers started the decade with back-to-back World
Series losses and now have to climb out of one of the hardest divisions in
baseball without Adrian Beltre to at least make the losing fun. At least
the plans for a new stadium look pretty cool and will mean no more
sitting in 110-degree midsummer heat.
25. DETROIT TIGERS
The Tigers were a dominant force in the AL Central for half
a decade. But players age and decline, and nothing can remain forever.
Hopefully, Miguel Cabrera will defy the gods and hit like a man half his age next
season. At least former Tigers Justin Verlander and David Price got World
Series rings -- something Detroit failed to do during its mid-aughts heyday.
24. CLEVELAND
INDIANS
OK, I know, the Indians have won three consecutive AL
Central titles, but they also haven't won a World Series since 1947. While the
rotation is among the best in the game, Cleveland watched as Michael Brantley
left and the team didn't do much to replace his production in the lineup. If
they don't win the World Series this year, it could be another decade before
they're in good position to do it again.
23. ARIZONA
DIAMONDBACKS
The last few years have been some odd ones for the team,
with plenty of front office upheaval and a surprise 93-win season in 2017. Last
year, the team fell apart down the stretch, so it blew up the core. While the
stars like Zack Greinke are expected to be on the trade block this year, the
team has made it a habit of competing when it shouldn't, so who knows what will
happen.
22. CHICAGO WHITE
SOX
The future is coming, and it's coming fast. It's not hard to
imagine a bright future with an outfield featuring Luis Robert and Eloy
Jimenez.
21. TORONTO BLUE
JAYS
The Jose Bautista bat flip will have to live on in memory --
much like Joe Carter's walk-off -- until Vlad Guerrero Jr. can lead the next
great Jays team.
20. NEW YORK METS
The Mets added a bunch of talent this winter under new GM
Brodie Van Wagenen, including acquiring Robinson Cano and Edwin Diaz from the
Mariners. Still, if a rotation featuring Jacob deGrom and Noah Syndergaard
doesn't have more to show for it than one World Series loss, it's not going to
cut it for these fans. Plus, it's the Mets and a happy Mets fan probably
doesn't count as a Mets fan. It's their identity.
19. WASHINGTON
NATIONALS
Can Patrick Corbin, Stephen Strasburg and Max Scherzer do
something that Harper was never able to do -- namely, get past the first round
of the playoffs? That's the question that causes existential dread in Nationals
fans.
18. CINCINNATI
REDS
The Reds haven't gone to the postseason since a Wild Card
Game loss in 2013. After four years of 90-plus loss seasons, the Reds went and
snagged about a half-dozen players while the rest of the baseball world slept.
Alex Wood, Matt Kemp, Yasiel Puig, Sonny Gray and the idea of doing something makes
things fun.
17. OAKLAND
ATHLETICS
The team somehow -- I'm still not exactly certain how -- won
97 games. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to finally silence the (ever
smaller) chorus of "Billy Beane's stuff doesn't work in the
postseason." This year, the team will try to repeat with a rotation made
out of yarn, twigs and spit. For every other team, that would be a rough year.
For the A's? Probably another Divisional Round appearance.
16. LOS ANGELES
ANGELS
There's a lot of enjoyment a fanbase can get out of watching
Mike Trout line up in center field every day. It's even more fun when Shohei
Ohtani is in the lineup. Unfortunately, that has to be tempered with the
knowledge that neither one will likely be playing baseball in October.
15. TAMPA BAY RAYS
The little team that could. Fans can both embrace the low
budget, figure-out-the-game-from-the-edges beauty of things like using an
opener while also being frustrated that maybe bringing in a few more free
agents could be enough to win the division.
14. ATLANTA BRAVES
The team is fresh off a surprise NL East win and it has
Rookie of the Year Award winner, potential MVP Award winner and all-around
exciting freak-of-nature Ronald Acuña Jr. in the outfield. But when an entire
decade of division titles led to only one World Series championship, fans are
still hoping for a whole lot more.
13. NEW YORK
YANKEES
They broke the record for most home runs in a season last
year and could probably top that this season. There's an argument to be made
that they're the best team in the league! But until the Yankees top the Red Sox
for the most World Series titles in the 21st century, they can never be happy.
12. MINNESOTA
TWINS
The Twins surprised in 2017 and disappointed last year. But,
the grand difference was seven games. The Twins are giving fans plenty to look
forward to next season -- especially as Byron Buxton's Spring Training
performance gives us every reason to believe that this is the year he puts it
all together.
11. LOS ANGELES
DODGERS
On the one hand, you have a fanbase that is desperate for a
World Series, having seen the team die in the Fall Classic two years in a row.
On the other, it's hard to get all that upset when
you've gone to two consecutive World Series. Still, on the
other otherhand, their No. 1 rival won three World Series in the
last decade. So ...
10. CHICAGO CUBS
Point: Fans might be a little upset by the lack of offseason
moves by the team. Counterpoint: Ending a 100-year World Series drought will
keep them sated for roughly 98 more years.
9. KANSAS CITY
ROYALS
The Royals may lose 100 games, but they might also steal
roughly 500 bases. While that may not sound great, the team is still basking in
the glow of the 2015 World Series title and that glow should keep fans happy
and warm for at least one more year.
8. COLORADO
ROCKIES
Add in one shake of Nolan Arenado -- a 40 home-run defensive
whiz -- with the best pitching staff in Colorado history. Seriously, somehow
the Rockies found a way to make pitching work. That's something even the folks
at CERN couldn't figure out and makes the games as watchable and exciting as
they've ever been.
7. SAN DIEGO
PADRES
A stocked farm system led by once-in-a-generation-talent
Fernando Tatis Jr. and the biggest free-agent signing in team history? Combine
that with the gorgeous views and beautiful weather and this is as happy as you
can get before a season when you'll probably struggle to win 80 games.
6. SAN FRANCISCO
GIANTS
The team isn't expected to be great this year. Stars like
Madison Bumgarner might be traded. However, the Giants fanbase is also
relatively relaxed (as far as any fan base can be relaxed) and understands that
when you win three World Series in five years, there's going to be a period of
... not winning a World Series.
5. ST. LOUIS
CARDINALS
Close your eyes and guess when the last time the Cardinals
dropped below .500 was. Go ahead, try. OK, since I can't actually see you or
hear your guess, I'll just tell you: 2007. That's practically a lifetime ago.
And yet, despite the lack of high Draft picks, the team just keeps on going.
Miles Mikolas, a shrewd signing out of Japan last season, is locked up to be
the staff ace far into the future and the team just brought in America's First
Baseman, Paul Goldschmidt. It's hard to be unhappy when every summer is a good
one.
4. MILWAUKEE
BREWERS
The Brewers are one of baseball's last remaining franchises
to never win a World Series. That means fans could have plenty
to be anxious about. However, the Brewers have also shown a willingness to push
the chips and chase that dream, rewarding the Milwaukee faithful. Last year,
they brought in Christian Yelich, who went on to win the MVP Award, and Lorenzo
Cain before fishing one game shy of the World Series. This year, they brought
in Yasmani Grandal and fans are ready to load up and try again.
Having your faith repaid goes a long way in these rankings --
whether you emerge victorious or not.
3. PHILADELPHIA
PHILLIES
Philadelphia sports fans are a strange bunch. In some ways,
they can be considered the most rabid fans in all of sports and yet, if you get
them to believe in you, they'll ride with you until the very end. How else
could the succession of losing that the 76ers endured birthed a town rallying
cry in "Trust the Process?"
Phillies fans trusted their baseball team's own process and,
after a disappointing collapse left them with 81 wins last year, had their
faith rewarded. The team's managing partner John Middleton spent "stupid
money" this offseason and acquired J.T. Realmuto, signed Andrew McCutchen
and, oh yeah, brought in Bryce Harper for the next 13 seasons.
2. HOUSTON ASTROS
The Astros brought in Michael Brantley this offseason and
that was about it. But when the team is as loaded as the Astros are in every
position and are strong favorites to represent the American League in the World
Series -- two years after the first World Series championship in team history
-- what else can they do?
1. BOSTON RED SOX
Four World Series titles this millennium will do that.
Mookie Betts' smile in the outfield can also calm even the most aggressive of
fans.
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